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funny shayari in hindi 


na ishq, na pyaar, na mohabbat yaaro, devadaas kee maafik jaan mat do yaaro, apana ek usool hai yaaro ... na chandramukhee, na paaro ... jo deevaana yoosee pe lain maaro



 aaraz kiya hai .... izahaar kaisee see kare, khuda kare jees se kare vo izahaar, vo bhee pyaar kisee aur se ..



na botal mein na jaar mein, na hotal mein na baar mein, na baik pe na kaar mein, ham se din deen guzare hain ham aapake milan ke andaaz mein ..



 sitaaron se umr javaan aur bhee hain, abi muhabbat ke imtihaan aur bhee hain, tum hee nahin, mere dil mein hain, kolej mein laadan aur bhee hain.



 shaadi ka wad ki pairvaiain sai, warn mohabbat to thi nasraiain sai, anjanai mai sab kaih di maihraiain sai, ky haal hu th puchho samraiain sai, ab wumaiaid hai sirf noraiain sai, laikin baat banaigi sabraiain sai, ya phir daikraiain ambak to shayad noshaiain sai, aur ho sakt hai k zaraiain sai, warn kee seting mein hai hi farhaiain sai !!!!



 log kaihtai hain pyar itn bhi mat karo k girl friaind sar pai savaar ho jayai ... hum kaihtai hain k pyar itn karo k girl friaind ki friaind bhi tumharai saath farath ho jayai ।।

teree aarazoo mujhe ham bahaaron ko de do! teree bas aaju mujhe hamare sitaaran ko de deekha! nih milga tum badakhar, nigaahon mein na haaron ko de kha.



 ek tanha raate mujhe aapakee yed aayee, tanhaee mitaane ko ham ek sigaret sulagaee, na jaane kaun see qayaamat ho gaee hai aur dueen ne bhee apana tasavvur banavaee.



 tajmahal ki imarat har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai ... main kis kis kai liyai taj banwaun mujhai to har ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai



 tum jees se pyaar kare ho agaar yoo na pa saako too, yooka nambar muje de dena ... kya pyaar mera set ho jae ..



 ye jo aap dil mera hai zamaane mein laaga doonga. teree dolee jo uthee .. . seva. . . . . . koi baat nahi dosaree phasa lunga.
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